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Color commentary which rhymes, focusing on the Yankees and Red Sox.
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2010
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May
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- KC Thumps Boston
- Jacoby's Ribs Still Hurt
- Dice-K Loses Another
- Rainy Night in the Bronx
- Sad Day in Beantown
- Yanks Walk Off Vs. Papelbon...
- Papi Whiffs Again, Sox Lose to Jays
- On "Sweet Caroline" at Fenway
- Dice-K Wins One, Beats Jays 6-1
- Why Doesn't Papi Swing?
- Red Sox Avoid Yankee Sweep
- A long rainy day in Beantown
- Beckett Loses It -- 10-3 Yanks!
- Dice-K or Ambien?
- Papi's Tuesday: 2K's, 2DP's
- On Dice-K's 2010 Debut
- Red Sox Swept By O's
- Ode to a Tasered Fan
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May
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Begging "Papi, hit the ball, oh please!"
But ol' David doesn't swing, lets the ball go by.
"Strike three!" calls the ump, and Papi asks "Why? Oh, why?"
Ortiz might be more comfy in AARP than he looks in the batter's box --
Or sitting home on Sunday afternoons with bagels and lox.
It's sad when we age, slow down and stop taking PED's
But it could be worse, Papi - at least your head's not frozen like Ted's!