Papi Whiffs Again, Sox Lose to Jays

Oh, Papi, please, Papi -- you did it again?
Caught looking, strike 3, cost the Sox a win?
The Nation screams, "The umpire is nuts!"
Terry gets tossed for telling the ump he's a putz.

Beltre makes it interesting (but, hey, he did make an error);
Darnell hits a pop-up -- thought he was a terror?
Oh, well, there was one highlight to remember --
Strikeout #2000 for Wake...though won't matter in September.

Sorry, Beantown,
Derek