Friday, May 28, 2010

Jacoby's Ribs Still Hurt

Jacoby's not a wuss, you know that's true.

What, for now, can the Sox do?
Keep Darnell in the outfield, he's a fine old lad --
And outfit Beltre with a set (or two) of knee pads.

Injuries hurt, and this is one really odd --
We've got Nick Johnson, whose body is simply flawed.
Both teams are missing Damon, the smiley idiot...
Theo's getting what he paid for, which ain't a lot...

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