Okay, okay, the Sox are on somewhat of a roll --
And Dice-K finally earned a bit of John Henry's billfold.
Tek's still hitting well, what can I say?
Looks like he's finally getting over Hazel Mae.
But next up are the Tigers -- and then the Yanks.
Bet your hurlers won't be throwing blanks.
And you'll be seeing your old friend Johnny D, how scary --
No more hair like Jesus, but he still throws like Mary...
But it don't matter when you're playing DH --
He'll put Lowell and Papi in their place.
Then we'll be waiting to have some fun in New York --
Wish we'd see Beckett again, the guy's such a dork!
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