Ode to a Tasered Fan

Fans on the field are a pain in the grass, But chubby cops should show some more class. Either chase him down or let the players have some fun -- Wouldn't you love to see Arod or Tex or smiling Swish deck one? Tasers can be fun, just ask Minka! If the Sox hit Papi once or twice, he won't raise a stink-a -- Might boost his BA, certainly couldn't hurt (Minka, tough girl, thinks it's a fine way to flirt.) Smiling every night, Derek