Friday, May 28, 2010

Dice-K Loses Another

That's the Dice-K we all know and love --
He can barely find the catcher's glove.
Walking Royals all over the place --
Wearing out Tek, you can see it in his face.
It's nice to be back home after sweeping the Rays --
Sleepwalking against lousy teams, this could go on for days.
"It ain't Dice-K's fault," the Nation wails, "West is an asss!"
Stop whining, Beantown -- for once, show some class!
See youz in August,
Derek

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