Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dice-K or Ambien?




Dice K's games are such a snore,
Walk, walk, walk and walk a few more.
Glad the Sox paid $100+MM for that imposter --
For those bucks many teams fill a whole roster.

Is he paid by the pitch? That would explain it.
Each pitch so different, VMart can't frame it.
Farrell and Francona can't even talk to this dude --
They should curse in Japanese, but that would be rude.

Dice-K and Oki together aren't worth one good Wake --
Should Theo cowboy up and admit his mistake?

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