Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Red Sox Swept By O's


Oh no, oh no, say it ain't so -
Swept by the hapless O's, three games in a row.
Don't the Sawx get some credit -- still signing checks for Julio Lugo?

Who is that big guy, striking out left and right?
Oh, it's ol' Papi -- once a pitcher's fright.
Who's that guy at third, juggling the ball?
Oh, it's error-prone Beltre ("Defense!" was Theo's call?)

Now Pap's is in, it's a tie on the road --
Thought Francona didn't use his closer to hold?
At least it wasn't a dinger that won the game --
Just a walk, a lousy toss -- oh, and a shot all the same.

Another sad day in RS Nation, swept by those O's how absurd --
Look at the Yanks, resting Arod and playing back-up catcher at 3rd.
Tex hitting as poorly as Papi, yet no one cares.
Looking forward to next weekend -- we'll see how the best team fares.

XXX,
Derek & Minka


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