Wednesday, May 12, 2010

On "Sweet Caroline" at Fenway

"Sweet Caroline"? Huh? Tell me why the Nation goes wild
over a love song to little Caroline Kennedy -- you can't all be pedophiles?
Belted by Neil Diamond, from Brooklyn, is he even a Sox fan?
You've gotta be able to do better, I know youz guys can.

Yanks lost this afternoon, that's a fact -- third in a row.
Still far ahead of the Sox, though, doncha know.
Wake pitched okay -- but he looks a little tubby.
Think he picked up that gut from Papi, who used to be chubby...

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