Color commentary which rhymes, focusing on the Yankees and Red Sox.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Sox' Painful Loss to Indians 6/10
That was painful, I must say
Young Josh Bard threw the game away.
Beltre's heroic dinger couldn't get it done
(But for once into another player he didn't run.)
It's a long season, many games to go --
Sox hope most are at home, without Injuns or O's.
Pap's bereavement? He's mourning the death of Papi's bat.
Watch the Sox play? Think I'd rather eat my Yankee cap!
We lost to the O's tonight, tho it's been awhile.
Seeing youz flop, by the way, made Minka smile.
Young Josh Bard threw the game away.
Beltre's heroic dinger couldn't get it done
(But for once into another player he didn't run.)
It's a long season, many games to go --
Sox hope most are at home, without Injuns or O's.
Pap's bereavement? He's mourning the death of Papi's bat.
Watch the Sox play? Think I'd rather eat my Yankee cap!
We lost to the O's tonight, tho it's been awhile.
Seeing youz flop, by the way, made Minka smile.
-Derek