Friday, June 25, 2010

Giambi Takes Papelbon Deep, Walks Off

Is it gas -- or the thought of facing a former Yankee
that makes Paps scowl like he smelled something stanky?
What do you call a closer who gives up dingers galore?
"The key to our bullpen," says the Nation with a roar.

Love that Papelbon, doncha RS Nation?
Why not stick him into the rotation?
So fun to see ol' Jason take him deep.
Into his clam chowdah, watch Tito weep.

You need a closer like Donovan, Landon's the man.
Time's expired, he's still doing everything he can.
Paps winces and scowls and throws the heat --
Every Yankee (current and ex-) knows he can be beat.


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