What's with the Sawx doctors, can't even tell good fibs--
Jacoby's got a bruise, no, that's 2 orders of broken ribs.
Cranky Josh pinched a nerve, no, he wrenched his back.
Dice-K not really on the DL, his arm's just out of whack.
Bean-town's got med schools galore --
Can't John Henry buy a med student who knows the score?
Make a proper diagnosis, treat the patient well --
A random shot in the neck for Scutaro's back, what the hell?
The only healthy guys are the ones in AARP --
Papi, Tek and Lowell, doncha see?
Pede's not hitting, Beltre not fielding
Next up on the DL? Theo should be reeling.
Dinged up but getting it done,
Derek
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