Color commentary which rhymes, focusing on the Yankees and Red Sox.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Papelbon Blows Another One...Is the Fat Lady Singing Yet?
How many games can Papelbon blow
Before he's shipped to another team?
How many mistakes can the Red Sawx make
Before the game becomes obscene?
The answer, my Nation, is blowing in the Fens --
The answer is blowing in the Fens...
How many dumb moves can a manger make
Before he's booted out the door?
How long can a general manager be employed
On the fumes of what his team has won long before?
The answer, my Nation, is blowing in the Fens...
The answer is blowing in the Fens...
And how low can Papi batting average go
Before he finally retires?
How many minor leaguers will play in Fenway
Before John Henry approves more big-league hires?
The answer, my Nation, is blowing in the Fens --
The answer is blowing in the Fens.
Before he's shipped to another team?
How many mistakes can the Red Sawx make
Before the game becomes obscene?
The answer, my Nation, is blowing in the Fens --
The answer is blowing in the Fens...
How many dumb moves can a manger make
Before he's booted out the door?
How long can a general manager be employed
On the fumes of what his team has won long before?
The answer, my Nation, is blowing in the Fens...
The answer is blowing in the Fens...
And how low can Papi batting average go
Before he finally retires?
How many minor leaguers will play in Fenway
Before John Henry approves more big-league hires?
The answer, my Nation, is blowing in the Fens --
The answer is blowing in the Fens.
Good luck with the Rays,
Derek